What I’m thankful for

Texas Republicans.

See https://rantt.com/gop-leaders-in-one-of-texas-largest-counties-think-charlottesville-was-a-hoax-3b8868c9da14

Mollie Ivins is dead but loony Texas Republicans are immortal. How is that fair?

It’s probably too late for you to have avoided the chemical the gummint is putting in your Thanksgiving feast that will turn you homosexual. Sorry.

Also thankful to Juanita Jean for the news from Denton County. (Find her at http://juanitajean.com/thanksgiving-toon/)