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Resolutions always made and always ignored

Every new year I make resolutions to give up certain bad habits.

I have ignored every resolution I’ve made in my 91 years. I give up.

This year, my resolution is that I’m not giving up any bad habits. At my age, it won’t make any difference in my life.

However, my wife, Sara, still has not-so-gentle suggestions about some bad habits I should change.

To keep peace in the family, I will make some resolutions and hope Sara forgets about them soon. I’ll give up eating caviar and kim chee. I don’t like caviar anyway, and Sara hates kim chee.

Do you have any suggestions?

Blackie Gadarian

Lahaina

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