Ask Disney to find solution for axis deer problem
Our latest crisis in Maui is the existence of too many axis deer. They have become pests.
Farmers are losing their crops to these voracious deer. Deer are also pooping on the golf courses and causing golfers to lose their balls in the poop.
What to do? An official committee has been formed on Maui to decide how to get rid of the deer. They have proposed an elaborate method to kill the deer in a “humane” way and “harvest” the remains.
We can be sure that the deer huggers will complain. They can’t kill those cute creatures. After all, aren’t all deer like Disney’s Bambi?
The only solution is for the Maui farmers, ranchers and landowners to hire Disney to invent a magic wand and wish the deer away.