What to do about guns, N. Korea and minimum wage
What to do about the serious gun problems in America? Very simple. Only allow women to own or use guns. That would reduce gun violence by about 90 percent!
Can we come up with a simple alternative to our problem with North Korea? Very simple. Bring back dueling as an easy way to end disputes, and allow automatic weapons so the NRA will approve. North Korea puts their Dear Leader against our Dear Leader, and BAM — lots of problems disappear. Hopefully it would become popular with drug lords and gang members to allow for more upward mobility!
What to do about raising the minimum wage and benefits nationwide? Very simple. Put congressmen on Social Security for retirement and pay them 10 times that of the minimum wage and watch the minimum wage soar!