Does watching Rudy Guiliani warrant insurance payout?

Does anyone know of an indemnity company willing to insure against having to watch Rudy Giuliani on TV?

Following each such occurrence, however brief, I am beset with waves of nausea, hallucinations and rumblings of disgust similar to a stomach disorder. The doctors offer no respite.

I have, over time, developed a certain immunity to the unruly child-tyrant who masquerades as our president. But Giuliani has managed to eclipse even Trump with his ability to make me sick.

A modest claim to a responsible insurer for compensation after each such exposure might help to relieve the symptoms.

Jake Rohrer

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