Another New Year’s Eve has come and gone
Well, another New Year’s Eve has come and gone. We truly appreciate the sleepless hours of explosions, the polluted air and the traumatized pets, not to mention all of the cardboard and plastic remnants of bottle rockets, M-80s and aerial fireworks left behind on the street to get into the storm drains and further pollute the ocean.
This tradition is just awesome.
Note: In case it wasn’t clear, all of this is sarcasm.