'We all know there is no hospital needed in Heaven!'

To tell you the truth, I never thought about it, but it sounds right.

Every day I get kooky emails. I save them to read later, but of course, I never have time to go back to them.

Tonight I was killing off old emails and I noticed one from Linda Newkirk, who earlier this year was predicting an American government default and other horrible things, none of which has come to pass so far. But I guess you can't be too careful.

Anyhow, I asked my research assistant, Mr. Google, to look up Linda Newkirk. Follow the link to one of the top hits.

I particularly like the idea that a prophet who can bring down the Twin Towers by waving a rod of destruction lives in a trailer.

Nut graf, and I do mean nut:

"The day before, she was on the telephone with me and as I was praying, she picked up a broom and hit the floor of her trailer and said she was using the rod of destruction."