What I'm thankful for

From No. 1 daughter, a link to Rev. Pat Robertson (who looks embalmed) wondering whether macaroni & cheese is "a black thing."

Yes, Pat, those Krafty black folks have taken over mac and cheese. Next thing you know, they'll be coming for your daughters.

Pat is no longer a candidate for President of the United States of America. Nowadays he's merely the moral instructor of a very strange cult.

Not to worry, though. there is still a moral man offering himself to his party for POTUS; and he is the party's favorite, at least this week.

Yes, it's Noot Gingrich, back from the graveyard of forgotten fantasies. The habitual adulterer and sexual abuser is running as a family values candidate.