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Sodom and Go-Moore-ah

May 27, 2013 - Harry Eagar
I was looking for the nation's noisiest and most disgusting religious bigots to declare that the tornado that swept Moore, Oklahoma, clean was the work of a righteously angry deity, the way Pat Robertson and Bryan Fischer did when Sandy flooded that den of iniquity New York.

But no. Not a peep out of either of those pus-filled charlatans, so far as I can find with the help of Mr. Google or Rightwing Watch.

Why is that?

Could it be that Oklahoma is the home of the 900-foot Jesus and a lot of pharaisaical Christians ? And one brave atheist.

Truly, the Moore tornadoes are the gift that keeps on giving to RtO. Never has one event so neatly skewered so many of the people RtO detests.

Hypocritical, money-grubbing preachers? Check

Hypocritical, money-grubbing Republican senators? Check

Hysterical climate alarmists? Check

Anti-regulating, small government Tea Party nuts? Check

Of course, it doesn't take am F5 tornado to knock down their houses of cards, but I couldn't have written a better script to expose the fallacies of the right wing.

Turns out, the Moore storm was not the first to hit the town. It wasn't even the first F5.

F5 tornadoes are slightly more numerous than Category 5 hurricanes, but there are only a few each year, spread over a vast range from Ontario to the Gulf Coast. For 2 to hit the same 10-square-mile spot in less than 15 years is remarkable (and to miss all the trailer parks still more remarkable), but Moore can claim to be the heart of Tornado Alley -- apparently it gets about 2 tornadoes every 3 years.

You may have heard somewhere that true blue rightwing Americans take responsibility for their own affairs and don't need any meddling bureaucrats to tell or even encourage them to look after themselves. So naturally, most Moore-ites had tornado shelters or safe rooms, and the buildings put up with grudgingly given tax dollars were both built to take a punch and provided with safe places for the children?

Of course not. Dollars are way more valuable than children in Moore. You can always make more babies.

But perhaps they are now having second, third or fourth thoughts? No.

Moore, Oklahoma, could obviously easily have afforded to protect its children. Moore is rich. No trailer parks.

But at least the Moore-ites intend to pull themselves back up by their own bootstraps without any meddling from the hated national gubmint? Well, no, of course not.


Article Comments



May-28-13 8:57 PM

Yep, direct knowledge from the victim. Nope, there was no prosecution.

I don't have to be careful because 1) I know what I'm talking about; and 2) I'd love to have my bulldog lawyer depose Robertson about his money-raising instructions to his staff.

Don't think he wants to have the public know about that, though.


May-28-13 2:49 PM

Hey, dude can you attest that you have first hand knowledge of the thefts, and what court convicted him? Please tell us, or be careful of what you print.


May-27-13 7:21 PM

You should be angry, too, John. But perhaps you do not know as much about Robertson as I do, about how he robs mentally ill old people, for example.

I think that's worth getting angry about.


May-27-13 7:14 PM

Hey dude, just say no to the sun and all the beers that you down. By your way of reasoning you look like a beer swiller, and it ain't pretty.

Has all this sun and beer resulted in further deterioration of your rhetorical wit? "Puss-filled"? Is that the best you can come up with after another intoxicating day at your typewriter?

You are still boring, but you are surly making progress in vulgarity. Hopefully, the next thing we want to hear is that you have entered a twelve-step plan for anger management.


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