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Georgia Garvey: Jesus of Nazareth visits the Pentagon

PENTAGON FRONT DESK: Hello. Can I help you? JESUS OF NAZARETH: Hello, my child. I am Jesus of Nazareth, here for my 10:30 appointment with Elbridge Colby, the undersecretary of defense. FRONT DESK: OK, sure. Hold on a second. He's just finishing up with someone right now. (Out walks Mother ...

Clarence Page: Hegseth’s holy war has become a disaster

Watching Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth lead us to war against Iran reminds me, as war stories often do, of a scene in one of my favorite war movies. I'm talking about the unforgettable Lt. Col. Bill Kilgore, brilliantly played by Robert Duvall, in Francis Ford Coppola's 1979 Vietnam War ...

Barry Wurst: ‘Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ is an idiotic spectacle

“The Super Mario Galaxy Movie” exists because the first film grossed a billion dollars and for no other reason. Considering how the first film, “The Super Mario Bros. Movie” (2023), a charming and unusually clever CGI animated video game adaptation, tied everything up in the final ...

Michael Barone: 39 days — Too much or not enough?

Will the U.S.-Iran war turn out to have been the 39-day war, following the locution of the 12-day Israel-Iran war of June 2025? The markets, as this is written, seem to think so. Asian stock markets were up Wednesday morning after President Donald Trump's ceasefire announcement and, hours ...