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I enthusiastically support the opinion of our "Armed Citizenry" advocate (Letters, March 29). Taking to heart the need to weaponize all Mauians in the face of impending terrorism, I initiated several steps to ensure the safety of my friends and family.
I already have in place a tadpole moat around my property, but I realize that villainous transgressors might tunnel under that watery perimeter, uproot our petunia bed and ravage our fig tree. Those horrific possibilities have caused me to arm my entire family: my wife, with her .45 caliber Glock 30SF; my mother-in-law, a tree-top sniper, with her rusty but trusty muzzle-loader; and my children, with their bump-stock-mounted BB guns.
I should add that our ammo-dump is located amidst doilies and mattress pads in the linen closet. Backup arms include an 8mm Mauser and several pea-shooters.
So, from our respective fortifications, I urge everyone to "Lock and Load."
Fred Rawe
Kula